When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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