no. you can't hotbox the world.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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