He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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