Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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