This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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