Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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