Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
