Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
