I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you would pick up someone in the library
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize
