she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just pee around me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
