Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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