seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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