So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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