I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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