Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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