erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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