I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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