Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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