i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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