I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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