Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
