I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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