Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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