naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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