: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
