You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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