That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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