doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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