I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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