I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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