Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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