wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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