I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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