I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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