ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize