yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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