can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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