Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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