i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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