I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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