I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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