fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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