What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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