let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
