How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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