she was so not down for the gang bang
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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