i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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