I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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