Where did you get a picture of my penis
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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