we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Randomize