He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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