I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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