dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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