Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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